{"product_id":"i-m-no-proctologist-mug-sarcastic-asshole-coffee-cup","title":"I’m No Proctologist Mug | Sarcastic Asshole Coffee Cup","description":"\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 8px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 16.9px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eCall it like you see it with this I’m No Proctologist mug from Lollygag Creations. The blunt line delivers classic sarcasm for anyone who spots nonsense quickly. Perfect for daily coffee, your desk, or as a sharp gift. Shop now.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 8px 27.7px; text-indent: -19.8px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 16.9px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003e•  Microwave- and dishwasher-safe for convenient daily use\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 8px 27.7px; text-indent: -19.8px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 16.9px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003e•  Glossy white ceramic with a crisp, vibrant printed design\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 8px 27.7px; text-indent: -19.8px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 16.9px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003e•  Comfortable C-handle with a smooth, shiny finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 8px 27.7px; text-indent: -19.8px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 16.9px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003e•  Lead- and BPA-free for confident everyday drinking\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 8px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 16.9px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eCare instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"15oz","offer_id":47829522153747,"sku":"24100562722635538034","price":12.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0756\/7432\/1171\/files\/6785439243933708072_2048.jpg?v=1702926616","url":"https:\/\/lollygagcreations.us\/products\/i-m-no-proctologist-mug-sarcastic-asshole-coffee-cup","provider":"Lollygag Creations","version":"1.0","type":"link"}